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Boy: Xcuse Me
Girl: Jee Kahiye
Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s DAY….

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Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’.
Boy: Oh Really, Why?
Girl: ……Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color.
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_/\ .. Hight of Insult

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Girl – ur name?
boy- black lion
G -r u joking?
B – no, it means kaalu singh.
and ur’s
girl- Soft underwear
boy-r u joking?
girl-no it means komal chadda.

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Tcher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?
Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

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A Cockroach To A Young Guy:
“I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,
More Louder Than You Can…

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If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..
Duryodhan will say… Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi
ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai…

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khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye
mile mughe aur mera ho jaye
karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye
Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye

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Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
Bnta-Gane K Liye,
Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?
Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

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In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa’s wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I’m changing d battery of my camera..

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santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?
Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.
Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

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Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai

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Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

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PATNI NE KAR DI DI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHUNAI !
KI USNE
” PATI PARMESWAR” FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI….

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Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bna
Faqir:Facebuk pe BABA Pappu k naam se hu,ban jye to WALL pe post krdena…

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“Barish hue bheeg gaye hum”
“Barish hue bheeg gaye hum”
Fir kya,
“Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum”!

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Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

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Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying…
HEAVEN on Earth.

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LAZINESS is the ‘father’ of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!

-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!

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Teacher2KG Kid: Hw many mnths in a year?
Kid: 12
Teacher: Hw did u knw?
Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!
DHINKA CHIka Dhinka Chika

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6 roses 4 U
1 4 health
1 4 wealth
1 4 hapines
1 4 frndshp
or baki 2
Kaan pe laga lena
Mast lagoge @(‘.’)@
-<( )>
._/ /_ Are wah!Kya dikhte ho

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Who is the most lucky man of this week.?
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Kanimozi’s husband ofcourse….
Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail
enjoy man..!!

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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?
JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?
CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?
INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE H

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Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?
Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??
Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

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GIRL- kitna pyar krte ho mujhse?
BOY- Shahjahan jaisa.
GIRL- To Tajmahal bnwao.
BOY- Zameen kharid li h, bs tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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